You know that you are really pregnant when…..

1. Waking up at 9am and having a nap at 3pm seems completely reasonable and appropriate.
2. Turning in bed requires a 6 point pivot.
3. Hugs from your partner include comments like: “Wow, I think you’ve grown again” and “I almost can’t reach all the way around”.
4. Walking around green lake is a 1.5 hour endeavor (this usually takes 45 minutes)
5. Finding the perfect furniture arrangement for the nursery takes up a lot of brain space.
6. Forgetting what you are saying mid-sentence is a common occurrence
7. Staying pregnant is more terrifying than going into labor.